The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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