lets start a swedish sibling band together
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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