His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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