The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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