just come out here and I will go home with you...
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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