super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
i out mim tonsoeep
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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