That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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