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anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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