Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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