so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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