Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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