Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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