Well apparently he's into motor boating.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
