We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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