The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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