Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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