nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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