New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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