Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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