We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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