I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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