Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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