thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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