still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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