there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i just google imaged poop.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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