Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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