he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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