It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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