Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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