ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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