Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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