no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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