so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Randomize
