Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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