it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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