You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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