Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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