Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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