we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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