You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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