I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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