i don't plan on having that self control this summer
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
