He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
