Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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