Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
