I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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