your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Randomize
