: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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