are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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