I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
