OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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