Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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