I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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