every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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