He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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